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1. Contempt:
lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it’s enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.
lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it’s enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.
2. Controlled anger:
tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place.
tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place.
3. Fear:
eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward. How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: “Hey Wolfgang! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!”
eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward. How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: “Hey Wolfgang! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!”
4. Sarcastic Smile:
mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm.
mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm.
5. Obligatory Smile:
mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house.
mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house.
6. Derision:
lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.
lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.
7. Asking nicely:
lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind.
lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind.
8. Pleading:
wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again.
wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again.
9. Baffled Anger:
one eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it’s colors.
one eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it’s colors.
10. Confusion:
eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl’s name.
eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl’s name.
11. Deep Hatred:
all face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary’s dress is better.
all face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary’s dress is better.
12. Humble Submission:
mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: as yet unknown.
mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: as yet unknown.
2 comments:
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